Twosday: It's all about super powers. Do you have them? Do you want them?

Superpowers are so Metropolis. In other words, no I don't have any. I can't deny that when I was younger I thought it might be "cool" to be one of the supposed blessed and special, but fortunately, I snapped out of it. Having powers doesn't make you better than anyone else, it doesn't make your life any easier and it certainly doesn't mean you're always going to win. Brains will out and no physical ability is going to change that.

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Oddly, I don't consider my additional lives a superpower; it's more like a business perk. Besides, the last thing I need is to be on some idiot's hitlist because they think it'd be neat to watch me come back to life.