The Avenger of Wrongs

Appearance:
I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes.

I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I've had braces.
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.

I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
( Bold what's true )

What should your name be?
Probably Maria, although I'm beginning to suspect Helena would have been a top choice as well.

What is your greatest mistake that you wouldn't take back?
Dropping out of high school.

Has anyone ever said something that's truly saved your life?
Saved my life? No. Made it better, certainly.

Which would you rather live without, your hands or your feet?
I really can't fathom doing without either.

If you could be any kind of hat, what kind of hat would you be and why?
A cowl. It amuses me.

What's the worst thing you've ever done?
In who's opinion?

What would be your last meal if you were sentenced to death?
Funnily enough, I have this planned. Filet mignon with steamed broccoli and roasted potatoes, with a bowl of whipped cream for dessert. And an amazing Syrah.

It's three in the morning. You're arrested. Who do you call?
My lawyer.

What's the worst movie you've ever seen that you secretly love more than anything else?
Cat People

Honey, whipped cream, or chocolate sauce?
Whipped cream.

Who would play you in your biopic?
Anyone but Angelina Jolie.

If you could be with your current crush/love interest, but you had to forget all your past partners, would you?
I don't have one, so no.

What would you do if you knew you couldn't fail?
You mean I can fail? How unsettling.

Invent a drink! Name it and list its ingredients.
The Eye of Horus

Blue Curacao
Orange Juice
Club Soda

Name three people you want to see in a towel.
Jon, Ash and that guy I bumped into in town square a few weeks ago. He was lovely.

What color of crayon best expresses your personality?
I don't care about the color, but there's one called Awesome? It's so mine.

You can outlaw any one thing of your choosing. What is it and why?
The fucking Double Jeopardy clause, not that it really helps them in the end.

What's the best word you know?
Yes.

What place do you wish you could blink out of existence and why?
the two feet radius around a certain man, because he deserves it.

Is there anyone on your friend list that you've betrayed?
No, but most of them are new yet. I'll get there.

1. What was your favorite movie as a child?
Disney's Aristocats.

2. What is one word you think your mother would use to describe you?
Defiant.

3. Do you think marriage is overrated?
Absolutely.

4. What are your feelings on living alone?
Perfectly fine.

5. Did you ever walk in on your parents having sex? More than once? What happened?
No.

6. What was your favorite subject in high school?
French, before I dropped out.

7. What’s the greatest thing that’s ever happened to you?
Being chosen.

8. Have you ever seen a Broadway show?
Yes.

9. Be honest. Do you ever play solitaire at work?
No. I like the pinball better.

10. Do you miss being a child?
Sometimes.

Bonus:

Homeless people: victims of fate or their own doing?

Both.

BASICS
1. Start Time - 9:20am
2. Name - Emuishere Greta Kyle
3. Astrology sign – Libra
4. Gender – Female
5. Eye color – Blue
6. Favorite color - Black
7. Glasses – Only when I'm trying to fool someone.
8. Tattoos- The symbol of Sekhmet in my right ankle.
9. Birthday – October
11. Sibling's name(s) – Only child.


HAVE YOU EVER.
12. Cut your own hair? Yes.
13. Did you do something in the past month that you regret? No.
14. Skipped school? All the time.
15. Bungee-jumped? Yes.
16. Punched someone? Yes.
17. Cheated on a test? Yes.
18. Been arrested? Yes.
19. Broken into someone's house? Yes.
20. Been rejected? Yes.
21. Been to a funeral? Yes.
22. Used a lighter? Yes.
23. Been on stage? Yes.

FAVORITE.
24. Season – Winter
25. Food – A nice smoked salmon steak.
26. Ice cream flavor – Chocolate peanut butter.
27. Candy – Old fashioned lollipops.
28. Breakfast – Coffee and croissants.
29. Person - My mother.
30. Book – The Cat in the Hat
31. Song – "When I GRow UP" by the Pusycat Dolls (I swear this is entirely coincidental)
32. River - I can't say I'm partial to any river in particular.
33. Place - The top spire of the Gotham Cathedral.
34. Sport to watch on TV – I don't watch sports that often.
35. Disney movie - Lion King.
36. Disney princess - Belle has some spunk.
37. Name for a son - I'm not having children.
38. Name for a daughter – I'm not having children.

PICK ONE.
39. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
40. Coffee or Cappuccino? Coffee
41. Long relationships or one-night stands? One night stands.
42. Dogs or cats? ...so I really need to answer this?
43. Scary movies or comedies? Comedies.
44. Short or long hair on the opposite sex? Depends.
45. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons.
46. Sitcoms or dramas? Sitcoms
47. CDs or radio? CDs.
48. Friday or Saturday? They're both about the same to me.

IN THE PAST THREE DAYS, HAVE YOU.
52. Talked on the phone? Yes.
53. Watched a movie? No.
54. Cried? No.
55. Smoked? No.
56. Drank a glass of water? Yes.
57. Used drugs? No.
58. Read a book or magazine? Yes.
59. Watched TV? Project Runway is back on. Of course I've watched it.
60. Looked in the mirror? Yes. I'm gorgeous, by the way.
61. Taken a shower? Yes.
62. Taken a picture? No.
63. Listened to music? Yes.
64. Told someone you love them? No.
65. End Time: 9:35am